{"product_id":"uckempucky","title":"Uckempucky Salve (Herb-infused relief for when your body’s being dramatic.)","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"wwdwzo\" data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"389\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"389\"\u003eUckempucky (Ridiculous Name. Serious Plant Power 🌿😏)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eYeah… the name’s a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eThe formula? Not playing around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"c0vx71\" data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"481\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"481\"\u003eWhat It Does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eThis herbal salve is made for life’s little “are you kidding me?” moments:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e✔ Bumps \u0026amp; scrapes\u003cbr data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"578\"\u003e✔ Dry, irritated skin\u003cbr data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e✔ Minor everyday skin annoyances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eSmooth it on and carry on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1yq2tvk\" data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🌿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"695\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eA time-tested lineup of herbal heavy hitters:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"968\"\u003e🌼 Chamomile – calming and soothing\u003cbr data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e🌿 Calendula – skin-loving support\u003cbr data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"818\"\u003e🌱 Comfrey – traditionally used for skin repair\u003cbr data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e🌿 White willow bark – known for its “ouch-taming” roots\u003cbr data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e🍃 Lemon balm – gentle, comforting care\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003eNo fluff. No filler. Just plants that know what they’re doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"uv2jth\" data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e😏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eWhy It Hits Different:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eThis isn’t some mystery balm with a cute label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eIt’s a concentrated, herb-infused salve that actually earns its spot in your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003ePocket-sized. No drama. Always ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1c0mlzf\" data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e💡 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003eApply a small amount to the area that needs a little backup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003eReapply as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1352\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eTry not to laugh at the name every time you use it 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"p90rrp\" data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003eGood to Know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003e✨ For external use only\u003cbr data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e✨ Avoid deep wounds or broken skin\u003cbr data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003e✨ Discontinue use if irritation occurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1544\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f7brxj\" data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🪄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003eFinal Word:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1568\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eA little herbal mischief… that actually works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003eUckempucky. You’ll remember it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vita Body Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46959298969749,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4375\/3365\/files\/UckemPucky.jpg?v=1771162767","url":"https:\/\/www.vitabodyproducts.com\/products\/uckempucky","provider":"Vita Body Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}