{"product_id":"unicorn-pee","title":"Unicorn Pee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ntdxto\" data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"519\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eUnicorn Pee (Herbal Relief Spray with Attitude 🦄😏)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eNo, it’s not folklore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eIt’s your new “why does this hurt?” solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"595\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"c0vx71\" data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eWhat It Does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eThis vodka-based herbal spray is made for those moments when your body is feeling… questionable:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e✔ Post-workout soreness\u003cbr data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"745\"\u003e✔ Everyday aches\u003cbr data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"764\"\u003e✔ Random “what did I do?” discomfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eJust spray, let it dry, and carry on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"846\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1yq2tvk\" data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🌿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eA small-but-mighty herbal blend:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003e🌿 White Willow Bark – traditionally used for soothing support\u003cbr data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e🥑 Avocado Pit – an underdog botanical known in herbal circles for calming properties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003eInfused into a fast-drying base that gets right where you need it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"uv2jth\" data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e😏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eWhy It Hits Different:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eNo greasy balms. No heavy creams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eJust a quick, no-fuss spray that absorbs fast and gets on with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eBecause sometimes you don’t have time to sit around and baby your muscles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1c0mlzf\" data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e💡 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eSpray directly onto the area that needs a little extra love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eLet it dry. Reapply as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eTry not to overthink the name 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"p90rrp\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eGood to Know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003e✨ For external use only\u003cbr data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003e✨ Avoid broken or irritated skin\u003cbr data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1591\"\u003e✨ Discontinue use if irritation occurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"4ml2jr\" data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🦄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1644\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eFinal Word:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1737\"\u003eOld-school herbal wisdom… with a name your grandma would absolutely side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1739\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003eYour body, however, might be a fan.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vita Body Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46959310897301,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4375\/3365\/files\/UnicornPee.png?v=1771164123","url":"https:\/\/www.vitabodyproducts.com\/products\/unicorn-pee","provider":"Vita Body Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}