Magical Unicorn Pee

This isn’t folklore — it’s a plant-powered potion with real attitude.

Magical Unicorn Pee is a small-batch, vodka-infused herbal spray crafted with:
🌿 White Willow Bark – nature’s original "ouch tamer"
🥑 Avocado Pit – the underdog of the fruit world, bringing big-time soothing energy

Use it topically on those “why does this hurt?” spots — whether it’s post-gym soreness, mystery aches, or the aftermath of pretending you're not stressed.

No medical claims, just magical vibes and old-school herbal wisdom bottled in a way your grandma definitely wouldn’t approve of (but your body might thank you for).

✨ For external use only
🦄 unicorn-certified