Unicorn Pee

Unicorn Pee (Herbal Relief Spray with Attitude 🦄😏)

No, it’s not folklore.

It’s your new “why does this hurt?” solution.

💥 What It Does:

This vodka-based herbal spray is made for those moments when your body is feeling… questionable:

✔ Post-workout soreness
✔ Everyday aches
✔ Random “what did I do?” discomfort

Just spray, let it dry, and carry on.

🌿 What’s Inside:

A small-but-mighty herbal blend:

🌿 White Willow Bark – traditionally used for soothing support
🥑 Avocado Pit – an underdog botanical known in herbal circles for calming properties

Infused into a fast-drying base that gets right where you need it.

😏 Why It Hits Different:

No greasy balms. No heavy creams.

Just a quick, no-fuss spray that absorbs fast and gets on with it.

Because sometimes you don’t have time to sit around and baby your muscles.

💡 How to Use:

Spray directly onto the area that needs a little extra love.

Let it dry. Reapply as needed.

Try not to overthink the name 😏

⚠️ Good to Know:

✨ For external use only
✨ Avoid broken or irritated skin
✨ Discontinue use if irritation occurs

🦄 Final Word:

Old-school herbal wisdom… with a name your grandma would absolutely side-eye.

Your body, however, might be a fan.